Installment #1 in My Book, "The Joys of Working in the Male World"

After a brief conversation with an infrequent co-worker, I received this e-mail.

"I hope you don't take this the wrong way or anything, but you may want to button one more button on your shirt before you cause someone to get too excited! I didn't see anything but there was potential, I hope I haven't embarrassed you! The shirt is very cool by the way, I like the pattern. Just thought you should know, please don't think Im a perv."

For the record, ALL of my buttons were buttoned on a relatively moderate shirt.

I guess I'm gonna have to start making more liberal use of the double-sided tape.