If this is global warming, then I'm all for it.

This weekend was beautiful. I ran Lunken. I opened the windows and doors as I cleaned my house. I even took Ada outside for a little bit so she could sniff around. And it's January. I don't care what those "scientists" are clamoring about. If this is what global warming can do for Cincinnati, I'm gonna start using aerosol hairspray again. Hell, I don't even use hairspray. I'll just buy it and spray it around the house. I'll buy all of my meals in carry-out stryophoam containers. I'll leave my car running in the driveway just so I can produce more exhaust. If it'll generate weather like we've been having, I might even become a Republican. I'd be willing to go that far for a warm breeze on a mid-winter day.

Or I guess I could just move to Florida.