FOUND: Two Black Sandals

Anyone who's crossed my path over the last week or so is sure to have heard my tail of woe: I was missing my brand new black sandals. One of the few joys of summer remaining in my post-school years is the brief break I can enjoy from my incessant and onerous search for a matching pair of black socks. Despite my laxing of the definition of "matching", it's still the dreaded task I reserve as the very last thing before racing out the door to work. So, you see, in the summer, when I can bend the term business casual and get away with a sockless day, it's pure bliss.
Hence my frustration when returning home from vacation, I could not find my best black sandals. The sandals I had only recently allowed myself to purchase for this season. The sandals which have the perfect amount of heel and the perfect amount of foot coverage for acceptable work wearing. The sandals, which, when I look down at my feet in the middle of the day, I think to myself, "Damn, that's a nice pair of sandals."
I have searched with flashlight in hand under my bed, under my couches, under my chairs, in the basement, in the attic. I've searched in places I know my shoes could not possibly be except by way of black magic. Not once did I do this, folks, but many, many, many times. I have ransacked my car and overturned love seats at my parents' house. I have put the word on the street - "Anyone who has seen the whereabouts of my best pair of black sandals, please come forward."
Only yesterday, when hope was nearly exhausted and my mind had faded to dark resignation. Only then, did I find them. Where you might ask? Where?
UNDER MY BED.
(Possible Explanations: Temporary blindness. Early Alzheimers. Evil Cat. Leprechauns.)








